janeylicious: step 1: turn off the keyboard
janeylicious: step 2: unscrew
janeylicious: step 3: remove batteries
janeylicious: step 4: get some paper
janeylicious: step 5: tear post-it note in two
janeylicious: step 6: get some tape
janeylicious: step 7: roll paper around battery
janeylicious: step 8: more tape! then repeat 2x
janeylicious: mistake: no tape
janeylicious: not a mistake!
janeylicious: step 9: screw it back in
janeylicious: step 10: turn it on