Virtual Memoirist: Excuse me?
Virtual Memoirist: Winston and Rufus
Virtual Memoirist: Limit Excessive Barking
Virtual Memoirist: The tables are turned!
Virtual Memoirist: I'm too small for the big-dog pen!
Virtual Memoirist: Woop-woop-woop!
Virtual Memoirist: Any trouble here?
Virtual Memoirist: My sexy ways
Virtual Memoirist: "They don't call me 'bait dog' for nothing."
Virtual Memoirist: Walking away