Checka: A How To Do Vegas - By Alice Montoya. Enjoy.
Checka: 1. When standing in the buffet line always have a drink in hand to pass the time...
Checka: Binky receiving her Vegas training
Checka: 2. If champaign is included, then you take it. Even if you already have a Bloody Mary in hand.
Checka: A Binky Plate
Checka: 3. After a big meal walk it off
Checka: Whatever was just said will be left in Vegas, those are the rules.
Checka: 4. After the walk you need to find the nearest bar to re-hydrate.
Checka: Binky trying on one of Kiki's shoes...
Checka: I ain't lying, I can't wear heels
Checka: This was just weird
Checka: It also can attribute to a pregnancy
Checka: These are for Kiki...
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Checka: 5. Find your Machine and insert your money
Checka: Grandma making sure Binks is gambling properly.
Checka: That was the last time we saw that dollar...
Checka: 6. Don't leave your machine until they bring you a free beer.
Checka: 7. If you wear a visor in Vegas it should be either Gold, Silver, or Green.
Checka: The worst apprentice... who gets a Water in Vegas?
Checka: Vegas Baby!!
Checka: 8. Take advantage of the lack of open container laws when on the strip
Checka: Baby Binks
Checka: 9. Don't walk if you don't need to. Standing on a moving sidewalk is how Vegas should be seen.
Checka: Need more proof that whiskey will stunt your growth?