CHartlaub:
"Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates." There are monkeys in the rainforest, right? Like, hipster monkeys?
CHartlaub:
Having some seriously awesome strawberry ice cream right now while contemplating the play philosophy of a kid pretending to be in Vietnam.
CHartlaub:
The only other time I was at the Botanic Gardens was for an environment biology course in college. We threw hula hoops into the grassland exhibit and counted the different species. It was a gas.
CHartlaub:
Freshmen year of college I had a Bio professor who was obsessed with plant genitalia. It would have been less obscene if he had discussed human genitalia.
CHartlaub:
Aviator sunglasses: check. Blunt bangs: check. Striped shirt: check. Crossover purse: check. 1970s film filter: check. Hipster bingo: I win.
CHartlaub:
What follows here is a series of attempts at using the self-timer to get a decent jumping picture, but instead results in me looking like a dork.