Charley Lhasa: please papa, no
Charley Lhasa: pigtails?
Charley Lhasa: I am waving at you on my own
Charley Lhasa: I am pretending I am on a nice beach in the shade with a lot of water and many treats
Charley Lhasa: any better?
Charley Lhasa: Why do you do this to me?