Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! AMANDA PALMER COMMANDS, YOU OBEY!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! COLONIAL MINUTEMEN'S SECRET WEAPON CAN NOW BE REVEALED!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! CRACKTORCH WILL MELT YOUR FACE!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! ISAAC NEWTON SAYS, IF I HAVE SEEN FARTHER THAN OTHERS, IT IS BECAUSE OF MY FRICKIN' LASER!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! LEGO HARRY POTTER DOESN'T NEED MAGIC ANYMORE, NOW HE HAS LASERS!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! MARGARET THATCHER EYES THE FALKLANDS!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! ME IN ASTROMAN HELMET!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! THEY MIGHT BE ROBOTS!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! NO SERIOUSLY, THEY MIGHT BE ROBOTS!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! OF THE BEATLES, GEORGE, PAUL, AND RINGO (OR ALBERT EINSTEIN) WILL SHOOT YOU, BUT JOHN WILL GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! PAUL REVERE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE LOOKING AT HIM!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! PENN DOES THE TALKING, TELLER SHOOTS THE LASERS!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! PENN JILLETTE IS NOT AFRAID OF MY LASER EYES!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! SIMON WISTOW GETS ZAPPED BY THE PIXIES, AND WOOTZAPS RIGHT BACK!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! STEVE IRWIN! CRIKEY!
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! WELL WHAT DID YOU THINK "ENCHANTED VILLAGE" MEANT?
Chris Devers:
LASER EYES! WELL WHY DID YOU *THINK* THEY CALL LOUIS XIV THE SUN KING?!