David Urquhart:
Electro bling
David Urquhart:
The ennui eventually got to me
David Urquhart:
Sweet chicken adhesive soup
David Urquhart:
Beef with tasteless vegetables served with a grey sauce and sledgehammer
David Urquhart:
Mango wobble
David Urquhart:
A quiet night in
David Urquhart:
Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded
David Urquhart:
Shiny faux chicken with ping-pong balls, blanched hippocampus and bean logs.
David Urquhart:
I think I'm having a Frank Booth moment
David Urquhart:
Do I look relaxed in this?