David Urquhart: Mythology by numbers
David Urquhart: BREAKING NEWS: POPE BLESSES HOLY WATER DRAINPIPE!
David Urquhart: Catholics annoying good taste
David Urquhart: Fly the Standard high
David Urquhart: I think they were from Scotland
David Urquhart: Let the sunshine in
David Urquhart: Lord protect me from difference
David Urquhart: There they are
David Urquhart: We've had information that athiests dressed as nuns have infiltrated the crowd
David Urquhart: Rules of engagement
David Urquhart: Nis, where were you
David Urquhart: Jesus loves dudes too
David Urquhart: Gotta love those McDonald's backpacks, not sure about the wigs
David Urquhart: Hey Dad, I've been hangin' out with this really cool Catholic guy. It'd be real neat if he loves Jesus as much as I love HIM.
David Urquhart: Jesus on the telephone to Jesus