David Urquhart: Look, this is serious
David Urquhart: Life is just a bowl
David Urquhart: The look for this season is Vitreous
David Urquhart: Maude Ethel would love this
David Urquhart: My Aeroflot air hostess hat ( a favourite of mine)
David Urquhart: Far too much glamour
David Urquhart: Gift wrapped
David Urquhart: I feel better now
David Urquhart: I should go to bed earlier
David Urquhart: my god, like so random
David Urquhart: Glass ceiling
David Urquhart: Clever Dick can turn his hand to anything
David Urquhart: I dunno about these newfangled webcam thingies
David Urquhart: Cactus is in one of his moods again
David Urquhart: Nananana's forgettable hits
David Urquhart: Look sharp!
David Urquhart: Yeah, it's me
David Urquhart: Now come on, this is serious
David Urquhart: Another way of seeing (homage to John Berger)
David Urquhart: Another wet Saturday
David Urquhart: Blue by me
David Urquhart: I was just thinking . . .
David Urquhart: Is Christmas always this much fun?
David Urquhart: Are they ready for me yet?
David Urquhart: I'm paparazzi ready, are you?
David Urquhart: Clean up your room, you're a disgrace!
David Urquhart: Better red than dead, and better red than blue
David Urquhart: Some days (art is not enough)
David Urquhart: ALERT: Nurse Cactus is back.
David Urquhart: Even dickheads play it safe