Squirrel Junkie: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer.
Squirrel Junkie: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two turtlenecks
Squirrel Junkie: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French toast
Squirrel Junkie: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds of backbacon
Squirrel Junkie: Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden touques!
Squirrel Junkie: Okay, on the sixth... go...Of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four
Squirrel Junkie: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes, (Nice gift...)
Squirrel Junkie: Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight comic books
Squirrel Junkie: Twelve! Uh, tweleve. Good day, and welcome to day twelve.