Brendan J.:
Westminster Abbey wants to hang out too guys
Brendan J.:
Westminster Abbey wants to know whether these pants make it look fat
Brendan J.:
Now not many people know that Queen Elizabeth rode a stone lion to state functions. Or that she was a banner
Brendan J.:
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Brendan J.:
Excuse me busted statues but I am not SPEAKING to you right now
Brendan J.:
Hey inernet am I doing it rite
Brendan J.:
We knew there was something a bit strange about her from the moment the Apollo grew out of her head
Brendan J.:
Let's just all try and ignore the part where I clumsily photoshopped a guy's head out of his crotch
Brendan J.:
Sarcophagus powerdown brainscreen tableau
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Sentries
Brendan J.:
Dude, you got a little thing on your... uh, you... never mind
Brendan J.:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Lovecraft
Brendan J.:
Pimp Sphinx and his Levitating Sarcophagus Band
Brendan J.:
Menorah goat-thing that just scares the hell out of me, frankly
Brendan J.:
Im in ur case fillin ur tombz
Brendan J.:
I TOLD you not to pick the cave with glowing cracks in the ceiling
Brendan J.:
Horses are weird
Brendan J.:
WHAT EVS
Brendan J.:
The gods think I need a haircut
Brendan J.:
Taking pictures of people while they are smiling for a different camera is an old photographer's trick that I made up
Brendan J.:
When they went in they all looked like Clark Kent
Brendan J.:
I look just like who?