jenfoolery: Poofy AND boxy
jenfoolery: Sphinc-terrific!
jenfoolery: "Chicken Leg Pants" are three words that don't go together.
jenfoolery: This was described as "effortlessly graceful." I disagree.
jenfoolery: Oshkosh (or Holly Hobbie?) meets rockabilly with below-the-belt protozoa
jenfoolery: Thigh-eye-eye!
jenfoolery: These would be flattering on me.
jenfoolery: Um, miss, your shirt is tucked um, uh...
jenfoolery: What the what now?
jenfoolery: Flappy frills
jenfoolery: Keep your summer memories by wearing a sweater that looks like a swimsuit.
jenfoolery: Wowie
jenfoolery: Jumping jumpsuits!
jenfoolery: Does this make... YES. Yes it does.
jenfoolery: Careful pattern placement is key.
jenfoolery: Why do I want bacon?
jenfoolery: Look, my body makes a face!
jenfoolery: What's your superhero name? Robot Cobra Crotch Woman.
jenfoolery: Armpits finally get their big moment.
jenfoolery: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here. And down here.
jenfoolery: Oh yes, because I need to look more pregnant
jenfoolery: Anonyboobs.
jenfoolery: The hills have eyes.
jenfoolery: Time... to go on a diet!
jenfoolery: This was not advertised as a nightgown for Siberia
jenfoolery: MOAR fabric!
jenfoolery: Equal opportunity tummy target
jenfoolery: Jumpin jumpsuits
jenfoolery: Ghost hips.
jenfoolery: Even more great design