VH Anon: enjoy your avocados while you can
VH Anon: at least he hasn't been accused of rape, amirite?
VH Anon: sorry, we dogs don't understand homophones
VH Anon: more than half of all voters voted AGAINST Trump
VH Anon: RFK Jr is just a quack with a famous name
VH Anon: pretty sure Johnson wouldn't block the release of Matt Gaetz's ethics report if it exonerated him
VH Anon: the guy railing against DEI hires was only nominated because he hosts 'Fox & Friends'
VH Anon: totally normal that "uncle elon" is sitting in on meetings with world leaders, right?
VH Anon: we elected a crazy old man who says climate change is a hoax and windmills cause cancer
VH Anon: democracy isn't going to save itself
VH Anon: turns out americans actually LIKE misogyny and xenophobia
VH Anon: imma need a little time alone with my squeaky toys
VH Anon: no excuses...get thee to the polls!
VH Anon: Kamala is by far the best candidate...why do most men support Trump??
VH Anon: Trump says he's going to protect women 'whether the women like it or not'
VH Anon: vote like your future depends on it
VH Anon: there's too much at stake for protest votes
VH Anon: i consider mysef a proud member of the resistance
VH Anon: what's a little fascism compared to the promise of cheap bacon?
VH Anon: got the toy...now get out there and vote!
VH Anon: 'it's called the weave', aka babbling incoherently
VH Anon: and why isn't the media hammering him about it?
VH Anon: Trump says Jan 6th was 'a day of love' so I guess I'm misremembering
VH Anon: Trump cut off questions at his 'town hall' and awkwardly swayed to music for the next 39 minutes
VH Anon: MAGA views Trump's fascism as a feature, not a bug
VH Anon: trump doesn't give a damn about his supporters and they're too brainwashed to realize it
VH Anon: Trump lies, MAGA amplifies it
VH Anon: i got Internet just in time to hear trump politicizing our disaster
VH Anon: no power no water very little internet but otherwise good
VH Anon: jk, my human is going to have to drag me out for the next 18 hours