bigyahu: In the green room, Easter Bunny awaits his curtain call
bigyahu: Look kid, it' simple, I give out chocolate...
bigyahu: Give me this one, it needs shaking
bigyahu: Smile...
bigyahu: Come on, I'm not *that* scary?
bigyahu: Come and get some chocolate, kids!
bigyahu: Hooray! Easter eggs for everybody!
bigyahu: candy canes like, totally do it for the younger set
bigyahu: Wassup, nobody ever offered you candy before, kid?
bigyahu: lemme see, what's in my sack?
bigyahu: Mummy, why does Santa have a white beard and curly brown hair?
bigyahu: And the prize for least convincing Preschool Santa of 2006 goes to...