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"CAVE CANEM": Mini Mouse... That Whore, stole her man! But no worries, she just jumped on her Russian made boarder bike (gun mount still active) crossed town, drove on stage and put him in his place. He liked it, He really liked it!
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"CAVE CANEM": He covered his eyes just seconds before she 'popped that wheelie' that one local reporter would later write, "...was the high watermark of our repertorie theaters third stage production of Glitter."
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"CAVE CANEM": Sadly the affair came to a bad end when her lover died due to untreated childhood dysentery (don't ask). Even so this opened the door for her to explore a relationship with the 3rd Floor office manager who made sure she was the first to know...
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"CAVE CANEM": We all knew from the babydoll top that she would grow up to be a 'Blonde Bombshell,' but the President of the Steel Workers Union!!!?? That's where 'Momma Bombshell' drew the line, "No daughter of hers would ever, be caught dead in steel toed anything!"
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"CAVE CANEM": Her mouth was her weapon, and she always gave as good as she got... By the time she was eight she was nobody's fool, and she had no time for those who went "all wobbly" at the first sign of trouble.
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"CAVE CANEM": Truth be told, they resent both the photo and words like "robbery, extortion and conspiracy to..." on that post office wanted poster. They see themselves more as "avant-garde performance artist" who collect payment after the show instead of before.
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"CAVE CANEM": Thelma & Louis be dammed, with a glance these two irrepressible road divas knew what had to be done, if they just use the flat bed of that tow truck as a jumping platform they can clear the barricade those 'coppers' set up and be on hwy 5 in seconds...
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"CAVE CANEM": Epilogue: Sure she married him just to make that "Blues Brother-esque" FBI, ATF, DEA chase go away, and because that prosecutor was on the warpath. Her new hubby was eighty so, "at the end of the day" being married to him would be a much shorter sentence.
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"CAVE CANEM": Spppht Russian Spies! BIG DEAL! She wondered how long it will take to bed him and break him. Sure he was a big, mean, arrogant braggart, but she was a woman and "at the end of the day" isn't that all that matters?
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"CAVE CANEM": In a world where virtue is hard to come by and clarity harder still, she regretted that she only had one life to give for her country. Besides this job was far more interesting than being "the soft swirl queen" at her uncle Jims A&W!
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"CAVE CANEM": This is what freedom looks like, she's on the road for nearly two days before she fully processes the narrow escape. Her laughter is not only infectious, but it had made slipping away from her captures all the easier.