BenjaminCallahan: When it rains at my apartment, the snails come out.
BenjaminCallahan: Apparently, we're not supposed to anthropomorphize...
BenjaminCallahan: We'll be back. On a train!
BenjaminCallahan: If I could fly, I'd be up there too.
BenjaminCallahan: Sure the train was set to arrive in 15 minutes. But who really cares?
BenjaminCallahan: I grew up fishing, but I won't eat the stuff!