beefranck: leave it
beefranck: Right in the pooper.
beefranck: Keep a small bag packed
beefranck: Hemingway on linen
beefranck: Roderick on the Line stitch
beefranck: Made for a friend on his 42nd birthday
beefranck: Crack of Doom Sampler
beefranck: The non-wedding sampler
beefranck: awkward cake
beefranck: That boulder really is a cocksucker.
beefranck: MBMBaM stitch
beefranck: because there's nothing else to do
beefranck: Because it's true.
beefranck: Hey! Whaddya know! Your lovely tan belly is starting to grow!
beefranck: hit me with it
beefranck: Fingertips
beefranck: shiny, sparkly chaos
beefranck: Shake that squirrel ass
beefranck: cats
beefranck: Lindsay's stitch
beefranck: Step to me, get burnt like toast
beefranck: Ideal for the bedroom. And the guest room. Oh, and the kitchen, and...
beefranck: Stabby McStabbington, Esq.
beefranck: I Bleed
beefranck: Oh, no, honey