doctor paradox:
Throw your hands in the air when falling off tables
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no mittens, no booties, no service.
doctor paradox:
reverse airplane
doctor paradox:
Caution: we will be playing bon jovi...
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No moonwalking on the liftgate
doctor paradox:
Do not attempt to catch falling boxes with your head, fool
doctor paradox:
A Picture Share!
doctor paradox:
A Picture Share!
doctor paradox:
A Picture Share!
doctor paradox:
A Picture Share!
doctor paradox:
A Picture Share!
doctor paradox:
watch_yer_armpit!
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caution: you may have loads of fun slipping and falling on your ass
doctor paradox:
Abnormally large children with dogs not allowed
doctor paradox:
Poorly postured stair climbers ahead
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hold still or the human table will slap you with its square hand
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levitating cyclists ahead
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Kick up your heels, the floor's wet! w00t!
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Wet floor wheeeee!
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Watch for flying planks to the stomach
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Beware: angry electro-zappers attacking children ahead
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Caution: bad dancers ahead
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Warning: electic shocks emitted from your back when using this cart
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Slippin' danger man!