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Title Slide: Hate-Tweeting
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Thinking of seeing #NewMoon tomorrow and doing a live hate tweet of the experience. Interested?
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Live hate tweeting of #newmoon begins shortly (@ Regal Cinema Battery Park in NYC) http://bit.ly/1atTuU
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I am in the theatre. on macbook pro. wifi provided by neighboring Embassy Suites battery park #NewMoon
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i am the only man in the theatre not on a relationship-preserving date. #NewMoon
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yay! previews. clearly this is the best part of #NewMoon
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Roberts Pattison's acting in the preview for Remember Me is 10 times better than his hours of work in Twilight. #NewMoon
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she wakes up reading romeo & juliet (which is a much better story of dysfunctional obsession) #NewMoon
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Bella scrapbooks!! cause she's so damn cool. #NewMoon
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Jacob reminds me of The Rock, but his head is bigger. Much bigger. #NewMoon
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Jasper is somehow creepier than Johnny Depp. Doesn't anyone notice this family of albino freaks in their school? #NewMoon
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I'm just sayin. If my brother tried to eat my girlfriend, I'd do more than shove him. #NewMoon
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AND WHO GETS A PAPER CUT OPENING A JEWELRY BOX?? #NewMoon
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i think i missed something. how does she have a PHOTOGRAPH of her VAMPIRE boyfriend? #NewMoon
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reminder i am live hate-tweeting #NewMoon. i doubt i can ruin this horrible story, but if you're sensitive, turn me off for a while
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And how is this boyfriend ALWAYS breaking and entering into a COP's house? #NewMoon
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if i date an insane girl obsessed w me, break her heart & ditch her in woods, i can't credibly ask her not to do something reckless #NewMoon
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this movie is cheating. they have IMAGES on the screen during those parts of the book with blank pages. I expect empty frames. #NewMoon
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if my daughter were having seizures over a breakup, i'd try a doctor, therapy, drugs, ANYTHING b4 shipping her to Jacksonville, FL #NewMoon
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Edward Cullen is Mufasa!! #NewMoon
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Ladies, if your girlfriend walked up to random, greasy biker dudes and rode off with one. Would you maybe do something? #NewMoon
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Bella is totally using Jacob. This white-person-taking-advantage-of-native-person is the most authentic part of #NewMoon
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Obviously poor people know how to fix random vehicles. #NewMoon
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I think Bella's father just told her to make hot sex down by the fire with Jacob. Yep. #NewMoon
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given how prone to self-mutilation bella is, ther friends might consider giving this psyco a HELMET on her first motorcycle ride #NewMoon
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oh my god these grown ass cougar pedophile ladies in the theatre just lost their shit when child-jacob took off his shirt #NewMoon
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Bella cracked her head open but has no scars?? she's a vampire already. #NewMoon
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Oooh Bella is on a double date watching the movie Face Punch! I would so rather be seing THAT movie right now #NewMoon
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RACISM!! Jacob just referred to Mike as a "marshmallow" #NewMoon #Boycott #ReverseGenocide
