A Simple Man: Another Simon Cowell success
A Simple Man: Even the weather is Christmassy
A Simple Man: Innocent times
A Simple Man: I used to like Noel Edmonds
A Simple Man: Borat and Des O'Connor
A Simple Man: I love Masterchef
A Simple Man: I hate his smarmy face
A Simple Man: Never get bored of looking at that score.
A Simple Man: You know it's serious when Match Of The Day use numbers in words, in brackets.
A Simple Man: On call: the fourth emergency service.
A Simple Man: What should I tipe then?