A Simple Man:
Another Simon Cowell success
A Simple Man:
Even the weather is Christmassy
A Simple Man:
Innocent times
A Simple Man:
I used to like Noel Edmonds
A Simple Man:
Borat and Des O'Connor
A Simple Man:
I love Masterchef
A Simple Man:
I hate his smarmy face
A Simple Man:
Never get bored of looking at that score.
A Simple Man:
You know it's serious when Match Of The Day use numbers in words, in brackets.
A Simple Man:
On call: the fourth emergency service.
A Simple Man:
What should I tipe then?