anselm: humidifier thing
anselm: stupid toilet cover thing mom bought for some insane reason
anselm: the bread maker that was never used
anselm: the couch that is too easy to take apart and makes me weep
anselm: kid jail
anselm: the lawnmower the previous owner left behind
anselm: another indoor space air treatment thing
anselm: the tv which is not allowed in the house