anokarina:
“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.” ―Daniel Handler
anokarina:
“Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose.” ―Will Advise 🍕
anokarina:
“Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.” ―Mary Berry 🎂
anokarina:
“How do you know if Donald Trump is lying? His lips are moving.” ―David Letterman
anokarina:
“I don't like people who have never fallen or stumbled. Their virtue is lifeless and it isn't of much value. Life hasn't revealed its beauty to them. ” ―Boris Pasternak
anokarina:
“Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.” ―Oscar Wilde 🍛 🍵 🍤
anokarina:
“I mean, how do you build a dictatorship? First, you undermine the press: ‘The only truth you’re going to hear is from me’.” ―David Letterman ⚔️