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Step 1: Obtain and kill a wild boar
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Step 2: Soak ingredients in water overnight
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Step 3: Check that the ingredients are not simply sleeping
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Step 4: Lay out the ingredients
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Step 5: Gloat in the face of irreparable van damage
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Step 6: Find a man with hooks and large knives
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Step 7: Remove the packaging
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Step 8: Open the ingredients
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Step 9: Revenge is a dish best served hot (with wine)