carlottavaldez:
Don't threaten me, Colonial Velvet Painting.
carlottavaldez:
Alright, the creepy whites of your eyes, bi-shaded face, and Betty Boo hair have won me over.
carlottavaldez:
I sit in defeat at...your feet. And a few sprigs of ivy.
carlottavaldez:
Checking myself out in the colonial bathroom.
carlottavaldez:
Off to bed.
carlottavaldez:
With only some fake grapes from Pottery Barn to watch over me.