ambientqueenie:
are you a hooch's mama or a sweetie pie?
ambientqueenie:
HOOCH'S MAMA COMING HOME
ambientqueenie:
somehow, we wound up in the only religiously-named beach house
ambientqueenie:
I'm very glad that our house-stilts were not needed
ambientqueenie:
the view from the back of our house
ambientqueenie:
our neighbors had a very fine house, too
ambientqueenie:
not a bad block to live on
ambientqueenie:
why can't beach houses keep their trash cans shut?
ambientqueenie:
OR THE DUNES WILL EAT YOU
ambientqueenie:
the foolish man built his minas tirith on the sand
ambientqueenie:
STOP HURTING THE FISHES
ambientqueenie:
souvenir city is a shop of many wonders
ambientqueenie:
cheesy, touristy, in-a-cement-shark's-belly wonders
ambientqueenie:
but hey, any shop with a pirate ship on the back has to be worth a look-see
ambientqueenie:
wouldn't a wooden pirate sword warp in the BRINEY DEEP?
ambientqueenie:
arr, this wooden cleaver isn't sharp enough fer the likes o' me
ambientqueenie:
PREPARE TO BE CLEFT FROM STERN TO BOW
ambientqueenie:
welcome to alabama, where play guns for children are always in style!
ambientqueenie:
gee, nothing says "souvenir" like a genderized n' feminized cap gun
ambientqueenie:
coconut pirate heads
ambientqueenie:
beachy words to feel privileged by
ambientqueenie:
I guess it beats tying a string around your finger
ambientqueenie:
why do tikis hate rock music?
ambientqueenie:
flamingo inflation
ambientqueenie:
when seashell sculptures play poker, nobody wins
ambientqueenie:
so, they're MADE of seashells, and they're PLAYING for seashells?
ambientqueenie:
WHY ARE THERE PIG ANGELS? WHY?!
ambientqueenie:
worst. model ship. ever.
ambientqueenie:
you bet your sweet boots you are!
ambientqueenie:
listen here, smokey the bear, it's NEVER okay to play with lighters
