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Step 1: Wear pants, and an enormous smile
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Step 2: While loosely holding one side in the middle (for later) pull tight the other
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Step 3: Fold in tight side to center, creating an angled crease the length of your leg
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Step 4: Repeat pull-and-fold on other side while holding the first fold in the center
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Step 5: Once both sides are folded they will look like this
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Step 6: While holding center with one hand, use other hand to locate string
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Step 7: Pull string across body and hold both string and centered folds with that same arm
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Step 8: Using other arm, locate the second string
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Step 9: Pull string around the other side to meet the first string
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Step 10: Tie strings snuggly to one side
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Step 11: Fold down excess cloth over string
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Step 12: Result is like so
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Step 13: According to preference, you may want to tuck under the cloth that covers the knot
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Step 14: Result is like so
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Step 15: Voila! Resume enormous grin