LoserTakesAll: of course.
LoserTakesAll: Kona Brewery!
LoserTakesAll: awaiting pizza
LoserTakesAll: Kona Brewery
LoserTakesAll: Alan built me a house so we could live on the beach forever
LoserTakesAll: our house
LoserTakesAll: oh, just looking at Maui.
LoserTakesAll: this beach was the best beach
LoserTakesAll: las palmas
LoserTakesAll: just drying my underwear
LoserTakesAll: everyone here looks like her
LoserTakesAll: fuck i love this beach
LoserTakesAll: the new improved room
LoserTakesAll: gratuitous
LoserTakesAll: in the spirit of the big island,
LoserTakesAll: learn Hawaiian!
LoserTakesAll: no big deal, just putting balloons on my gate for my birthday party
LoserTakesAll: we were struck by how much lava fields are like glaciers
LoserTakesAll: the little tree that could
LoserTakesAll: apparently the people who insisted on moving back in all have upper-respiratory issues not unlike those of the 911 first responders...
LoserTakesAll: we're having a birthday party!
LoserTakesAll: officially the craziest place I've ever been
LoserTakesAll: ocean view!
LoserTakesAll: the loneliest man in the world.
LoserTakesAll: but not
LoserTakesAll: i guess it got wiped out by lava in '91
LoserTakesAll: of course.
LoserTakesAll: everyone who owns property basically sets up some kind of tourist trap over here.