f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I'm a table chewer.
f/twentytwo:
Hi, my name's Jack & I'm a shoelace chewer.
f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I'm a toe chewer.
f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I'm a plug chewer.
f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I'm a hairdryer enthusiast.
f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I eat sand.
f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I'm a decoration sucker.
f/twentytwo:
Hi. My name's Jack & I drink from hosepipes.