Aj Reznor:
Hey, fuckers... tie your load down! Free floating couches on a wet truck bed? Not fucking cool, geniuses.
Aj Reznor:
Oh-so-fucking-clever! Until something larger than a subcompact parks in either flanking space. Which is exactly what happened after I left.
Aj Reznor:
Thanks, dude, not like I needed in my trunk or anything (I did). If I'd parked back on the parking bumper some rocket scientist would've parked on my rear bumper.