ajlvi:
The milkmaid gave birth to Dopey, Happy, and Sleepy.
ajlvi:
Mr. Platsky was skeptical that charcoal cereal for children would sell, even if the logo was a crocodile.
ajlvi:
The last thing the college graduate expected to see in his dark alley was a beached whale.
ajlvi:
The child in a striped shirt was confused when he overheard his friends playing Mad Libs.
ajlvi:
The professor has developed over the years a rigorous series of brain exercises to keep in tip-top shape.
ajlvi:
As the church burned, little Timmy counted his dominoes fanatically.
ajlvi:
Don Shimamoto declared the meaning of life to be ketchup, and it was.
ajlvi:
They got me in the eyes!
ajlvi:
The Care Bears submitted an indecent proposal involving leather.
ajlvi:
MC Hammer did the genie-jig.
ajlvi:
The Mall Santa tried to rob a bank without a ski mask on.
ajlvi:
Adam is a secret ninja who shamelessly beats up honors majors.
ajlvi:
Rachel took vodka to her Russian exam.
ajlvi:
Batman devoured your mom while walking the Batdog.
ajlvi:
The time has come, the Walrus said.