Ancient Alpaca: If you'd rather fuck painted whores, you'll fuck painted whores.
Ancient Alpaca: Lancel Lannister! Gods! What a STUPID name!
Ancient Alpaca: You will continue to do so but not in this city
Ancient Alpaca: Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Ancient Alpaca: Anything from you?
Ancient Alpaca: We don't hurt little girls in Dorne.
Ancient Alpaca: I remembered him laughing as your father burned
Ancient Alpaca: The Gods Won't Mind
Ancient Alpaca: Five hundred men just stood there and watched
Ancient Alpaca: Must have been horrible for you as a Kingsguard.
Ancient Alpaca: The cheese will be served when I want it served.
Ancient Alpaca: I can't even remember what he looked like.
Ancient Alpaca: You don't fight with honor.
Ancient Alpaca: Doesn't that bother you?
Ancient Alpaca: Bend the Knee
Ancient Alpaca: And yet they keep telling me House Lannister has won this war.
Ancient Alpaca: Let the kings of winter have their cold crypt under the earth.
Ancient Alpaca: So many vows…they make you swear and swear.
Ancient Alpaca: When am I going to get a horse of my own?
Ancient Alpaca: Slander a man in his own home, you might find yourself crossing swords with him.
Ancient Alpaca: When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?
Ancient Alpaca: With no one there to hear
Ancient Alpaca: What harm could Lyanna Stark's ghost do to either of us that we haven't done to each other a hundred times over?
Ancient Alpaca: I don't want it.