baldpipeguy: Dangerous intimates and murderous friends welcome
baldpipeguy: For your late-night dumping convenience
baldpipeguy: That's NO extra charge - got it, Mac?
baldpipeguy: The World Would Be A Much Better Place If Everyone Told Debbie Travis To Go Fuck Herself Once In A While
baldpipeguy: DEAR PHYLLIS....
baldpipeguy: ....F*** YOU