**Poof!**: Opening up the Tempus Two for the special occasion!
**Poof!**: Who would you vote for? Mark as the spokesman for the Tempus Two...
**Poof!**: Or Amy as the spokeswoman for the Tempus Two?
**Poof!**: Mark opening the bottle of wine with "ease"...
**Poof!**: Mark looking taller than usual with his antlers... :)
**Poof!**: Check out the pot in the background on the stove... That is where the lobsters being numbed in the refrigerator are headed shortly...
**Poof!**: Watch out -- Mark cutting the rubberbands off the lobster's (confirmed a female) claws!
**Poof!**: The lobster knew her fate...
**Poof!**: The poor lobster was so numbed by the cold temperature in the fridge she didn't even put up a fight when put in the pot of hot boiling water....
**Poof!**: 15 minutes later...
**Poof!**: Out comes the 2.7 lb lobster!
**Poof!**: Flex those muscles, Mark!
**Poof!**: Piping hot...
**Poof!**: The red lobster still looking feisty...
**Poof!**: Yummy roasted cauliflower...
**Poof!**: Man against lobster. Kind of an unfair battle, no?
**Poof!**: The lobster ready to battle it out with Mark. Tough chance though, lobster...
**Poof!**: Fancy dinner -- complete with the laptop on the table with clear directions on how to make lobsters!
**Poof!**: Lobster #2 goes in the pot too.
**Poof!**: Mark attempting to break the lobster's tearing claw!
**Poof!**: "I WILL break the claw of the lobster!!" says Mark, with conviction.
**Poof!**: With the lobster's claws finally broken, Mark shows off his manliness... via his bites.
**Poof!**: Transparency is good.
**Poof!**: Pressy exchange time! Gift package for Mark from Amy.
**Poof!**: Handmade X'mas card for Mark.
**Poof!**: IMG_0641
**Poof!**: The crazy effects of the X'mas antlers!
**Poof!**: What happens when the X'mas antlers are worn too long!
**Poof!**: "I can handle the pain of the antlers!" screams Mark.