kequir: buddha hand/cthulhu mouth
kequir: ok I guess
kequir: swamp and slush and mud and snow
kequir: my dumb date ditched me for a younger blonde
kequir: here is my head trapped in a mysterious portal of some sort
kequir: :|
kequir: I made a gelfling.
kequir: she dragged me through the entire post-church qdoba crowd
kequir: The Tiniest Anarchist™
kequir: naptime sext
kequir: I haven't seen the beavers in person since emmys night last year
kequir: oops the world is ending
kequir: achievement unlocked: betty draper's spinster cousin
kequir: first day as a four-year-old & playing portal like a little badass
kequir: regression
kequir: my wife took a picture of me being amazed by the ice
kequir: Jenny says I'm Roseanne.
kequir: Hank picked a cupcake and a new best friend.