ross_meyerson:
too tall
ross_meyerson:
maria enjoys her food tall
ross_meyerson:
a meal is not complete without gatorade.
ross_meyerson:
some assembly required. that's like my worst tagline ever
ross_meyerson:
surprised she is floating off the ground a little
ross_meyerson:
tater tot massacre
ross_meyerson:
oh, stubbs
ross_meyerson:
look. look at the bacon maria is going to put on her burger. two times the meat
ross_meyerson:
same old same old.
ross_meyerson:
i totally took the self portrait in a new direction this time
ross_meyerson:
look. look at that plate of food
ross_meyerson:
ok, meat is now involed. maria is up
ross_meyerson:
i will argue once again: a kickstand is a totally underrated accessory
ross_meyerson:
chunks
ross_meyerson:
fine, i'll reduce her to parts
ross_meyerson:
maria was not too into posing
ross_meyerson:
none of all that extra handlebar crap
ross_meyerson:
i think these two will be very happy together
ross_meyerson:
pedals that will take chunks of skin off your shins
ross_meyerson:
classy forks
ross_meyerson:
kind of a sweet old schwinn