ross_meyerson:
stephen. alone. with his frisbee. alone
ross_meyerson:
so you aim a camera at ashley and this is what you get
ross_meyerson:
holy shit i've captured another ufo. wait, maybe, yes, no, that's not
ross_meyerson:
rachel eats. meanwhile shawn is, what, protecting the president
ross_meyerson:
a table of eaters. again, shawn makes sure no harm will come of us
ross_meyerson:
i've snuck another picture of myself. mary's mouth is caving in on itself
ross_meyerson:
for some reason ashley really wanted a picture of andy pumping the keg
ross_meyerson:
i feel like this picture is more beautiful yet sad than the subject matter dictates
ross_meyerson:
artists, now you are my art!
ross_meyerson:
ashley doesn't yet know not to take photos of me from this angle
ross_meyerson:
me and ivan a bear named pooh. no, that's kendra
ross_meyerson:
backlit arm extravaganza
ross_meyerson:
meanwhile liz "has to take this call"
ross_meyerson:
kendra is sad that her ball is dead. this is completely staged
ross_meyerson:
see, ashley, how does it feel to have your photo taken from this angle? not good? right
ross_meyerson:
everyone knows this is how you take a myspace ready photo
ross_meyerson:
tean douchebag gets ready to take the kickball field. jb can't be a part of this
ross_meyerson:
team goddamn motherfucking retard gets retarded. seriously, if this were a movie this team would show some moxie and pull out a win in the end. but, you know what, most times reality is as cruel as you think it is. we got killed
ross_meyerson:
jamie puts a real charge into one
ross_meyerson:
shawn halts the game to make sure no terrorists have infiltrated the ranks
ross_meyerson:
ashley waits for the pitch while rachel catches. is there anything lower than catching in kickball?
ross_meyerson:
kendra's on 2nd. ivan goes into the stretch. hogan shows off his anus
ross_meyerson:
oh the action!
ross_meyerson:
that ball, like most of ours, will settle, no, nestle softly and harmlessly into the waiting arms of team douchebag
ross_meyerson:
kendra checks for the sign
ross_meyerson:
and approaches the ball in a duck-like manner
ross_meyerson:
in something not unlike scarface, ivan riddles the tent full of party-goers with bullets of water. he'll say this caption is racist
ross_meyerson:
koonji is eerily always like this
ross_meyerson:
ashley, you sit near me you get your picture taken
ross_meyerson:
sean (pronounced shawn) can't take it anymore