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Fastquez: once upon a time...there was a beautiful maiden.
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Fastquez: who liked to drink with her friends...
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Fastquez: she enjoyed her alcohol so much, she often mixed...at the same time.
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Fastquez: until one day...
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Fastquez: a strange presence made its way into the kingdom.
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Fastquez: "by the hair of my chinny chin chin..."
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Fastquez: he disguised himself as a mormon.
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Fastquez: and he even brought a gay friend with him as a cover up.
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Fastquez: they feasted on "not so spicy" turkey chili.
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Fastquez: and ate cupcakes...lots of cupcakes.
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Fastquez: but there was something brewing in the kingdom.
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Fastquez: a strange new switch.
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Fastquez: a new king was about to take the throne...
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Fastquez: in the form of a gay homosexual.
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Fastquez: the villagers were stunned.
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Fastquez: and angry even.
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Fastquez: BUT, the hero and heroine had a plan in the works.
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Fastquez: the evil warlock was determined to keep the kingdom under his spell...with his magic butt.
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Fastquez: he taunted and antigonized the peasants...
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Fastquez: as they begged and pleaded for him to leave...
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Fastquez: and so he did. the end. (ok, whatever, I didn't take anymore pictures after this...so there)