clairekastelan: Why Claire, WHY?
clairekastelan: Whiffler
clairekastelan: CATS! They're everywhere!
clairekastelan: "If it moves it's edible" - Pedro quote no. 1
clairekastelan: Dog: mmm pussycat. Cat: Gonna have to do some VERY aggrieved washing later.
clairekastelan: Ms River Jane Kastelan aged 11.