Mondo Tiki Man: Can't have a fair without Big Tex.
Mondo Tiki Man: That's a big pig.
Mondo Tiki Man: WINNERS!
Mondo Tiki Man: Composed entirely of colored vials.
Mondo Tiki Man: Porcelain dragon.
Mondo Tiki Man: It's not everyday you see an angry pumpkin Jesus.
Mondo Tiki Man: Greenhouse
Mondo Tiki Man: Wooohooohoooo
Mondo Tiki Man: If you don't burn the roof of your mouth, you ain't doin' it right.