Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
Gingi: Of COURSE I am perfect in every way. I'm a cat.
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
What are you talking about? BOTH sides are good.
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
You do realize I was napping?
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
Yeah, I'm a diva. So what?
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
I am the embodiment of pure Zen.
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
It's true: I spend ALL my time relaxing. (I am, by the way, a tortie -- tortoise-shell -- not a calico. On calicos, orange, black and white colors are distinct patches; on tortoise-shells, the colors are swirled together.)
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
You'll know when it's time to pamper me.
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
I am a marvel of grace and balance.
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
Yeah, you & every tom in the neighborhood want to lick my paws.
Melvin Q. Watchpocket:
No petting 'til I say so.