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Be an It Girl, not a Cousin It Girl.
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Your hairstyle should say something other than I give up.
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Our haircuts protect against meteors.
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Love your hair like a child, a child you wear on your head.
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Be more like Aphrodite, less like Medusa.
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Hotties with sharp instruments wait to do your bidding.
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Catcallers will be too enthralled by your hair to even notice your butt!
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You're perfect in most ways. We just want to fine tune you.
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Summer is coming. Get ready for all the Game of Thrones-themed weddings.
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Sasquatch is not a term of endearment.
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Awesome things, ranked (1)
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Thinking about hair gives us girl-boners.
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Nothing here has been twerked on.
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It's Friday the 13th, but you're safe here - we have hot, wayward women and sharp objects.
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This Halloween be a hotter version of you.
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We give 110%, because we want you to look your best, and don't recognize basic mathematics.
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All that kale and yoga will work wonders, but why not start 2014 with a haircut...
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Is your head out of feng shui...
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We'll give you a good head of hair!
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Hipsters can think of our haircuts as skull-beards.
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Any haircut you want, except mullets.
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You can write off your haircut if you model, or cheat on taxes.
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Take better selfies.
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Your Easter bonnet deserves a good perch.
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Be a youer you.
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Father's Day is coming. Work on those daddy issues.
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It's Friday the 13th. Stay in groups. Avoid creepy mansions. And you might want to take off that cheerleader outfit.
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Make Dad proud-ish.
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Trick them.
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Ever lean back in a chair and find that one spot where you're in perfect balance...
