Toffycrackle:
Hannibal Gollum
Toffycrackle:
"No! wait! you've got it all wrong! I was just tryin' to take it off him!"
Toffycrackle:
For Gawd's sake! I am down to one a day!
Toffycrackle:
"Is it just me, or are the lasses in Hartlepool getting uglier?"
Toffycrackle:
"You can't go anywhere without bleedin' paparazzi!"
Toffycrackle:
This is the LAST time I go on a blind date!
Toffycrackle:
"My Precious!"
Toffycrackle:
'The morning after the night before'
Toffycrackle:
"Whaat???? Every job has it's perks!!!"
Toffycrackle:
Gollum the juggler
Toffycrackle:
"Just a word in your shell-like, do'nt sleep when she has her camera out!"
Toffycrackle:
"I went to Butterfly World, and all I got was my photo taken with this bleedin' butterfly!"
Toffycrackle:
"But Mamma - I'm beautiful too! ......"
Toffycrackle:
"You start at that end, and I'll start in the middle!"
Toffycrackle:
Beauty and the Beast
Toffycrackle:
"K, - I'll help you up, but do'nt tell anyone, it'll ruin my street cred!"
Toffycrackle:
"Wad'ya mean? your afraid of heights!!!!
Toffycrackle:
"Your not funny!! give me my loin cloth back, I am just to say covering my modesty!"
Toffycrackle:
"I think that at this stage, it is only fair to point out that I am strictly vegetarian!"
Toffycrackle:
"I know you've ran ran as fast as you can, so how about having a quick dunk, erm, I mean dip in this pond next to me to cool down?"
Toffycrackle:
This is 'Diablo' "camera shy, ai'nt ya!"
Toffycrackle:
"has no one heard the word 'voyeurism' before???"
Toffycrackle:
"That's the last strawberries YOU'LL be getting!!!!!!!!!"
Toffycrackle:
He's a tough little cookie!
Toffycrackle:
"I'm full of beans today!"
Toffycrackle:
"I know I asked for your help 'cos I did'nt have a scarf to keep my neck warm, but ...."
Toffycrackle:
"I was made in your image??"
Toffycrackle:
"OW! can you please be careful with your probiscis???"
Toffycrackle:
"Hey, man, cool the lights!"
Toffycrackle:
Busted!
