Hypatia_PA: And there's EVEN MOAR (can you believe it?)
Hypatia_PA: And there's MOAR:
Hypatia_PA: Now, down to business. I was assisted in the present-opening activities by two wee elves, in full disclosure. We started with the tissue-wrapped goods.
Hypatia_PA: This... this is an impressive pile of presents!
Hypatia_PA: Ooh a card!
Hypatia_PA: MUCH more, in fact. Holy crap! What IS all this!?
Hypatia_PA: Inside are... small plastic bags full of air! Oh, Santa, you knew!
Hypatia_PA: A semi-mysterious box appears...