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My Santa had sent me a tracking number a couple of days ago, so I knew to expect something when I got home today, and sure enough
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Opening the bag reveals PACKING PEANUTS. Santa, how did you know those were my favorite thing in the world?
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Oh wait, there's stuff inside...
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And an envelope!
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Since I always do what envelopes tell me, I get to opening. First up, is a wood carved JENGA GAME! The wife loves playing board game, but it's just generally the two of us, so we don't do it much. I imagine this is going to get a lot of play in the house
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Next we have Randall Munroe's What If book. Like any good nerd, I'm a big fan of XKCD, though sometimes the jokes go over my head. I look forward to reading this and feeling dumb!
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Then we get to the big box, and HOLY FUCK.
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But the gifting ain't over! My Santa, no doubt knowing the late nights I will spend with the Legos, got me KONA COFFEE. And even without opening it smells really, really good. I'm a dark roast man myself, so great stalking!
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And if that wasn't enough, he and his wife got my wife a gift as well-a beautiful stone and Kasumi pearl necklace his wife made herself!