Hypatia_PA:
I know it's not polite to swear at Christmastime but holy shit, you guys.
Hypatia_PA:
Second we read the message Santa has provided and confirm our suspicions that @Imperfect is indeed Santa:
Hypatia_PA:
You know, other people have shipped things by Amazon. I bet there's tons of Amazon Secret Santa gifts showing up all over the place right now.
Hypatia_PA:
It's crazy banana pants is what this is.