Hypatia_PA:
I stepped in for lunch today (I live close to home) and saw a small package from Amazon in the hallway.
Hypatia_PA:
Not going to lie. I smirked and laughed when I opened the card. I'm glad you're paying attention, Santa.
Hypatia_PA:
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?
Hypatia_PA:
I brought the box home for lunch and set it on my table. It's a bit too perfect ... Look at how cubic it is. It's just unnatural ...
Hypatia_PA:
"Hmmm ... That's true. We can use that ... Right! Send in the Leos!"
Hypatia_PA:
A weakness was discovered in the box's exo-structure. It's good to see upon breaching that we chose the right end of said box.
Hypatia_PA:
"Sir, it appears this box contains an unholy amount of chocolate, and a potentially hostile greeting card!"
Hypatia_PA:
Message decrypted. Unholy indeed.
Hypatia_PA:
Like, seriously ...
Hypatia_PA:
Upon first reading the enclosed card, I thought you might have had an arts and crafts nightmare. Turns out that wasn't the case. Hurray!
Hypatia_PA:
"All clear, Sir. Heading back to base."
Hypatia_PA:
Santa strikes again! This time in digital form. Clever, Santa. Clever ... Getting with the times, you mad old dog, you. <3
Hypatia_PA:
I AM HOME! And on the way I managed to stop at the UPS depot and claim my mystery box. As anticipated, it was part 4 of my ongoing Secret Santa Saga. Ergo ...
Hypatia_PA:
Confirmed - this is the final gift. Spoilers suggest it is also something I will massively enjoy. And if my Santa is who I think she is ...