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I've known for a few days that UPS would be holding my gift for pickup today. The wait has been killing me! Finally, tis the motherfuckin season! I raced to UPS to pick up my giftage right after work.
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This is probably something my cat would do (and leave a little surprise in there while she was at it!)
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@cornell ! You magnificent bastard! I'm sorry to say, though you already know this, the first Loot Crate shipment was stolen. D'oh! I feel some kind of terrible about that. I live in a shitty, shitty place and anything not bolted down gets swiped.
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Oooh! If I hit the jackpot, I might just have to pay you a visit out in NY!
Hypatia_PA:
Deep beneath a sea of packing peanuts lay lavishly wrapped gifts! Time to tear in!
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Fuck. Yes. I LOVE me some good BBQ Sauce! I would buy any sauce with a dinosaur on it. Can't wait to try it!
Hypatia_PA:
And on to the final gift..
Hypatia_PA:
Whats this... ??
Hypatia_PA:
HOLY SMOKES! I got my first gift and an ominous message!
Hypatia_PA:
A rather strange message.... More to come!?
Hypatia_PA:
OH MY GOD! I LOVED THE MOVIE AND EVERYONE TALKED THIS UP SO MUCH I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED!!!!!!
Hypatia_PA:
A wild Loot Crate appears!
Hypatia_PA:
AbsoluteZero uses Crack That Shit Open! It's super effective!
Hypatia_PA:
The last of my gifts arrived just the other day. This has truly been a marathon Christmas!
Hypatia_PA:
Another wild Loot Crate appears! This one looks wilier than the last. REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!