Hypatia_PA:
I arrive home from my Christmas travels to see a box waiting for me on our stairs.
Hypatia_PA:
Let's bust this baby open!
Hypatia_PA:
A letter (indicating more goodness is still on the way!), some peanuts, and several mysterious cylinders.
Hypatia_PA:
Aha! It is that self-proclaimed legend of soft drinks, Cheerwine! Let's fish the rest out.
Hypatia_PA:
But who, who is my santee? Let's read the letter.
Hypatia_PA:
Another box has arrived, ahead of schedule even!
Hypatia_PA:
Let's open 'er up, oh hey a cat, people love those cats. Get in the picture you dummo.
Hypatia_PA:
That went, not as well as expected. Well let's make with the presents.