Hypatia_PA: So, why is this an American Gift Get? Well, the boxes were marked with an order to open them in. Number one was required to properly view the others:
Hypatia_PA: Unfortunately, I'm a vampire and don't show up on firm, so I let my cat model them. Rest assured I had them properly dawned for further opening and patriotism. The second gift was almost too American for me.
Hypatia_PA: Damn, thems some good eating! I've had bacon chocolate before, but only as a chocolate covered slice. These guys are little pieces of bacon melted in, so they impart a salty-sweet taste to the chocolate. I tried a piece, then moved on to package three:
Hypatia_PA: Who needs to fix things, when you can make whole new things? YEE HAW! But what to make?