Hypatia_PA: Wahoo! Santa has struck, and in doing so has revealed herself!
Hypatia_PA: Sorry I have no animals to open the package. Um, how about we pretend that this tennis ball is the present for a second:
Hypatia_PA: Then I opened the parcel to see something I've been eyeing and considering for about... I dunno, 6 months now?
Hypatia_PA: Santa, AKA @PA Jamie, strikes again!